The incredible, unedible egg

Torrie usually rises before I do.  So this week she has been eating eggs for protein.  I think it's great that she works out at 5 in the morning.  I think it's awesome that she has added energy throughout the day due to her diligence.  However, on Monday she went out to eat with friends and I stayed home to clean.  I became hungry, so I decided to fix an egg sandwich.  I opened the carton of eggs and there are three empty egg shells in the carton.  As I'm preparing the meal she walks in the door.  I call her over to the kitchen and pointed at the carton.  She apologizes and says "I'm sorry, my mama did it, and I started the habit as well."  This isn't the first time we've had the conversation about the egg shells.  However, I now have a medium to discuss my unbelief. 
This morning I go to boil a couple of eggs for breakfast and to my surprise, I find three more empty egg shells.  We had this conversation on Monday, it is now Wednesday.  Additionally there is only one egg left in the carton.  Did I mention that I found this out after I started filling the pot with water?  Now after this post, she will probably forth and mention things that I do that she is aggravated with as well.  For example, hair in the sink, leaving the toilet seat up, and etc.  I am well aware of these faults and I am working toward becoming a better man. 
However, don't trick me into to thinking I have eggs and break my heart when I find out the carton is empty.  It's like finding out Santa Clause isn't real all over again.

Branden